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Nat's Film Reviews A - Z

Bear Cub

“Snuggle up to one of the the first feature-length narratives to feature "bears" and their community, many of them worth a big "woof."

Meet Pedro (José Luis García-Pérez) a handsome gay dentist who is unabashedly and fondly known as a "bear" - a gay male who is big and hairy. His free-spirited sister decides to take a vacation in India with her shady boyfriend leaving her 9-year-old son, Bernardo (David Castillo), in his care. Pedro modifies his behavior by hiding all his porn, scolding his friends for rolling joints in the house, and abstains from his usual steamy, sexual hook-ups. But Bernardo is quite mature for his age and loves his uncle unconditionally.

When mom is unexpectantly detained in India, Pedro is faced with the possibility of raising Bernardo as his own. And to further complicate matters, Dona Teresa (Empar Ferrer), previously exiled from all of our beloved characters? lives, wants custody of the young boy and will do anything to achieve her goals.

There is amazing chemistry between the charming Pérez and shining youngster Castillo. They form a new family unit that builds a wonderful emotional foundation for the film. Plus, Spanish director Miguel Albaladejo, isn?t shy in showing frisky sex, deep intimacy and complicated human relationships. The film is never overly sentimental or sensational but is an amusingly touching film about reinterpreting the idea of "family" whether you are gay, straight, bear or non-bear.”

(Spanish with English subtitles)

Nat says: Whoo! The beginnings a bit raunchy! I didn’t get much further than that… this is definitely one for the blokes… hirsute blokes and those that admire them. I’ll pass this one on to Simon…

Simon says: I watched it and I thought it was hot!

 Beautiful Thing

“The ultimate coming out story.  A must see for anyone who is thinking about, or has recently. come out of the closet.

A tender love story set during a hot summer on a South-East London housing estate. Jamie, a relatively unpopular lad who bunks off school to avoid football, lives next door to Ste, a more popular athletic lad but who is frequently beaten up by his father and older brother. Such an episode of violence brings Jamie and Ste together: Sandra (Jamie's mum) offers refugee to Ste, who has to 'top-and-tail' with Jamie. Hence, the story tells of their growing attraction for one another, from initial lingering glances to their irrefutable love, which so magnificently illustrated at the end of the film. In deals with the tribulations of coming to terms with their sexuality and of others finding out, in light of Sandra's unwavering loyalty and defence of Jamie and the fear of repercussion should Ste's family find out.

The plot is set against sub-texts of Sandra's desire to manage her own pub, and thus escape the estate, and of her new relationship with her hippy boyfriend Tony; and of Leah, the brassy girl next door who has been expelled from school and spends her time listening to Mama Cass records and tripping on a variety of drugs. A must for every gay & lesbian DVD collection.”

Nat says: Unforgettable! Brilliant, deeply moving and hysterically funny at times. Fantastic soundtrack tops of one of our all time favorite movies. Male, female, gay or straight everyone should see this film.

Being Julia

Based on W. Somserset Maugham's novel 'Theatre', Being Julia is a delicious tale of amorous folly and revenge set in the world of the London stage during the late 1930s. Julia Lambert (Annette Bening) is a celebrated and glamorous actress, famous throughout England and happily married for years to her agent, Michael (Jeremy Irons). But underneath the artifice, she is being tortured by her fading looks, her philandering husband, and her estranged son.

When she meets Tom (Shaun Evans), a young American admirer and her son's best friend, she is swept off her feet, and embarks on a secret and passionate affair that threatens to create a social scandal and destroy her career and marriage; until she discovers that he has had an ulterior motive all along. There is no way that Julia Lambert is going to be taken for a fool, and she plans her revenge, the ultimate act of a woman scorned.

Nat says: Now I love a good period drama and “Being Julia” doesn’t disappoint. Not too much gay content but a riveting story.

Best In Show

Si-i-i-t. Sta-a-a-a-a-y. Laugh! The director of the wonderfully wacky Waiting for Guffman and many of that film?s stars reunite for a wildly hilarious, blue-ribbon look at dog show participants (and the pooches who love them). The tension is unmistakable, the excitement is mounting and the heady scent of competition is in the air at the prestigious Mayflower Dog Show. Director Christopher Guest takes a hilarious look at dog show participants (and the pooches who love them). Meet the contestants - a fly-fishing bloodhound owner (Guest), Shih-Tzu-doting partners, squabbling yuppie lawyers, a bimbo trophy wife and her poodle handler and a married couple who dream up little ditties about terriers - all fighting for the ?Best in Show? prize. From the creators of This Is Spinal Tap, director Christopher Guest presents Golden Globe Nominee Best Picture Best In Show, a barking mad mockumentary

Nat says: “It’s a light hearted look at those funny people who are obsessed with their puppies. Hey I love a good pair of puppies, just the same as the next girl, but these folk are crazy! Want a giggle? Best in show delivers the laughs. Worth a watch but I wouldn’t put it at the top of my viewing list”

Better Than Chocolate

A truly wonderful film which embraces and celebrates the diversity of our community.

Two attractive young lesbians, Maggie and Kim, meet in Vancouver, develop a passionate romance, and move in together. Meanwhile, Maggie's well-meaning but naive mother Lila gets divorced and decides to move to Vancouver and join the household. Soon after, Lila is befriended by Judy, a transsexual about to undergo a sex-change operation. Complications ensue as the conservative Lila learns the truth about Maggie, Judy, and their diverse group of friends.

Beautiful, sexy, erotic, comic.   Better than chocolate is better than average.... its a must have....

Nat says: “Yummy! That Kim is definitely better than Chocolate! A must see for all hot blooded lesbians with a eye for a nice set and a good sense of humour.”

 Between Two Women

This powerful tale of suppressed sexuality offers poignant and sharply observant social commentary, interlaced with a tender romance.  Veteran actress Barbara Marten tugs at the heart as Ellen Hardy, a working-class mother in Northern England struggling with her feelings for another woman -- her 10-year-old son's vivacious teacher, Kathy Thompson (Andrina Carroll).

Nat says: I didn’t like it much, but some people might. Don’t listen to me anyway. What do I know about films!

 Bound

 Corky, a lesbian ex con hired to work in an apartment as a plumber, meets neighbors Caesar, who launders money for the Mafia, and his girlfriend Violet. The two women have a love affair and decide to steal $2,000,000 that Caesar has in custody before he gives them back to Mafia boss Gino Marzone.

Caesar is set up by the two scheming women as a scapegoat but things start to go wrong when he reacts in an unexpected way...

Nat says: Corky! If I say yes will you take your hand away?... A lesbian classic, if you haven’t seen it you’re missing out on quoting silly lines with your mates. There are some cringeworthy scenes thanks to Corky playing an unbelievable ex con bad girl. Whoo Corky, you’re so tough the only thing that would take you down is a fly swat! Do yourself a favor and watch it for the naughty bits.

Borstal Boy

This new gay Irish/British film tells the story of Brendan Behan - teenage IRA bisexual / firebrand / poet / playwright. Behan was imprisoned in a reform school after being arrested attempting to set a bomb in Liverpool.

Bisexual Irish poet and writer Brendan Behan's autobiography is adapted into this marvelously evocative and at times sexy film about his intense teen relationship with another boy in reform school. Brendan Behan (Hatosy - who played the gay (?) teen in In & Out) was a teen firebrand active in the Irish Republican Army during WWII. When he was 17, he was sent on a bombing mission to Liverpool where he was apprehended by the police. The police beat him up pretty badly and threw him in a jail cell with a gay teen, Charlie Milwall (Dyer).

Charlie goes to Brendan's bedside with a healing caress and kiss, which Brendan immediately rebuffs. Both boys were sent to a reform school in hostile England where they were befriended by a liberal warden played by a youthful looking Michael York. The school is packed with fresh faced Irish and English teenage boys and the expected sexual tension hovers over every scene. At first Brendan resists Charlie's charms insisting that he is "not quare" but gradually he warms to Charlie's charms and they tenderly kiss.

Brendan is also being courted by the warden's daughter and he slowly comes to realize that it is OK for him to love both boys and girls. Brendan's realization that he is in love with a boy rocks his world and sets a course for his writing throughout his career.

This Irish/English film is splendid to look at, scored beautifully and packed with testosterone oozing teenage boys that should certainly get your juices going. A surprising treat of a film.

Nat says: “Make sure you have a box of tissues and some chockies ready when you watch this one. I really enjoyed it. The Gay stuff wasn’t overt so don’t expect much boy on boy action but if you love a good unrequited love story then this is the movie for you.”

Boys Don't Cry

Based on actual events. Brandon Teena is the popular new guy in a tiny Nebraska town. He hangs out with the guys, drinking, cussing, and bumper surfing, and he charms the young women, who've never met a more sensitive and considerate young man. Life is good for Brandon, now that he's one of the guys and dating hometown beauty Lana.

However, he's forgotten to mention one important detail. It's not that he's wanted in another town for GTA and other assorted crimes, but that Brandon Teena is actually a woman named Teena Brandon.

When Brandon's best friends make this discovery, his life eventually is ripped apart by betrayal, humiliation, rape, and murder.

Nat says: You just have to see this movie! It’s based on a real story, which makes it even more traumatic when the inevitable happens. You may become explosively angry with the bigots of the world when you see this one. It’s a genuine tragedy in the true sense of the word. Don’t forget your tissues.”

Claire of the Moon

Blond, brash and beautiful, Claire Jabrowski attracts men easily, and takes her own heterosexuality for granted. But at a writer's conference, she shares a cabin with Dr. Noel Benedict, a lesbian who questions Claire's promiscuous lifestyle. Challenged and disturbed by Noel, Claire can't accept her ideas, but finds, to her great surprise, that she feels an attraction to her.

As the two debate back and forth, Noel also falls under Claire's charms, but she is wary, having recently suffered a disastrous breakup. As each faces her fears, an intricate - and sensual - "dance" takes place between them, as they move apart, then come closer and closer . . .

Set in the lush Pacific Northwest, Claire of the Moon tells a timeless story of a woman's struggle as she awakens to new possibilities for love and intimacy.

"Intelligent and beautifully atmospheric . . . the very definition of love and intimacy." - Los Angeles Reader

"Sensual and provocative" - LA Times 

Nat says: Yawn. Some ‘older’ (than me) lesbians love this one. It was a significant film for lesbians at a time where there were hardly any movies out there that had key lesbian characters. Personally I was bored and I found the characters hard to relate to. Watch it to get an idea of the sort of B grade scraps us queers used to be grateful for.

Claras Summer

Directed by Patrick Grandperret, Claras Summer deftly captures the curiosity, bravado and often hurtful dynamics of teens. Clara and her best friend Zoe head to summer camp for a week of adventure and self-discovery. Zoe quickly gets involved with Sebastien, but is upset to find he is dating her just to impress his buddies. For comfort, Zoe turns to Clara, telling her she loves her, but Clara rejects her advances. Clara hates camp and feels isolated. When Sonia, a beautiful bisexual, befriends her, the other campers accuse Clara of being a lesbian. To quell rumors of their romance, Clara decides to sleep with a male counselor, but this only complicates things further. Eventually, Clara succumbs to her attraction to Sonia, who helps Clara learn to express her own sensuality and self-awareness. With all the drama, lust, cruelty and manipulation that are a part of adolescence, Clara's Summer bravely goes on an unforgettable journey through teenage torment, with the courage and discovery that this tender but confusing age embodies.

French with english subtitles

Nat says: I loved it but the sandwich rating is only three because to be honest I was perving on Clara through the whole thing and neglected to pay attention to much more than her. Which goes to show you that it wasn’t completely riveting, however it is worth seeing. I did relate to a few parts of the movie that brought back some teenage angst for me. If you don’t like reading subtitles, just check out Clara instead.

De-Lovely

De-lovely is an original musical portrait of American composer Cole Porter filled with his unforgettable songs. In the film, he looks back on his life as if it was one of his spectacular stage shows, with the people and events of his life becoming the actors and action onstage. The story of his excessive past comes to lightÉincluding his deeply complicated relationship with Linda Lee Thomas, a beautiful American woman completely taken with Porter, whose intelligence and charm is a welcome change after her brutal first husband.Ê When they marry, the understanding and support she brings to the marriage was astonishing for the time (while she is aware that her new husband is gay, sheÊforgives his "indiscretions" with other men in favor of the emotional support he brings her). De-Lovely features a number of noted pop singers interpreting classic songs from Porter's catalog, including Diana Krall, Sheryl Crow, Alanis Morissette, Elvis Costello, Robbie Williams, Mick Hucknall, and others. Directed by Academy Award¨-winner Irwin Winkler from a script by Jay Cocks and starring Oscar¨-winner Kevin Kline, Ashley Judd, and Jonathan Pryce, "De-lovely" is a celebration of Cole Porters music as well as an exploration of the artists journey and the undying power of love.

Nat says: I first saw this movie with my grandma, a big Cole Porter fan. Hey, I didn’t know who he was before I saw the movie! Needless to say Granny was a bit shocked when she found out that Cole was a bit of a boys boy. Like many gay guys of his era he married and attempted to live a double life. A double life that was probably his undoing. OK he obviously adored his wife, but sort of in the same way you adore your best mate. I think straight people read this movie quite differently to how gay people do. Grandma is still a big Cole Porter fan and I’m a new one! You must see this movie, there’s something in it for everyone. Why not invite Grandma and Grandpa over to watch it with you… maybe prior to saying “Pop? Gran? I got something to tell you… “

D. E. B. S.

 Sultry crime boss Lucy Diamond (Jordana Brewster, The Fast and the Furious) is back in the states and the D.E.B.S- and elite team of Paramilitary college co-ed superspies – are hot on her trail. But when their top agent, gorgeous Amy Bradshaw (Sara Foster, The Big Bounce), mysteriously disappears after coming face to face with the attractive young villainess, the D.E.B.S begin a full-scale search for Lucy’s secret lair, never suspecting that Amy may not want to be rescued after all, in this smart and sexy spy spoof about love at first gun sight

Nat says: This movie was so funny! Don’t watch it if you are in a serious mood. Best viewed with a few bevies and a sofa full of your queer family. I really enjoyed it and so did my girlfriend who is now obsessed with Lucy Diamond. If I didn’t give it four sandwiches she would have been a bit grumpy with me. Great stuff!

Eating Out

 Set in the Arizona Sonoran desert, EATING OUT stars Scott Lunsford as Caleb, a hunky straight college student, who falls for Gwen (Emily Stiles).

Caleb's gay roommate, Kyle (Jim Verraros), convinces him that pretending to be gay will get Gwen's attention, and it does. But instead of hooking up with Caleb, Gwen decides to fix him up with her own gay best friend, Marc (Ryan Carnes). Meanwhile Gwen?s latest boyfriend Joey (Billy Shepard) confesses to her that he is actually gay. Puzzled by her attraction to gay men, Gwen sadly wonders if she'll ever fall for a straight guy.

When Caleb agrees to go on a ?date? with Marc, Kyle gives Caleb some pointers, secretly hoping this will eventually bring him closer to his own desire: Marc. But things get complicated and Caleb is faced with a confusing situation -- how does he reveal his true feelings for Gwen without hurting Kyle or Marc? Marc can't tell why the new guy is so hot and cold while Kyle watches the two loves of his life leave him behind.

EATING OUT is writer/director Allan Brocka's feature debut and was shot on location in Tucson, Arizona in only ten days - and is one of the most heartwarming, funny and must have films of recent times.

Nat says: This has got to be one of my favorite gay comedies. I laughed myself stupid! So stupid in fact that I just cant think of what else to say but WATCH IT! PS All you gay guys should know that the male actors are HOT!

Edge Of Seventeen

A gay teen finds out who he is and what he wants, who his friends are, and who loves him, in this autobiographical tale set in middle America in the 1980s.

Growing up, learning about life, love, sex, friends, and lovers.

Sandusky, Ohio, 1984. Eric and his best friend Maggie spend their days affecting the Boy George look and toying with the idea of becoming a couple - until Rod catches Eric's eye. A tender coming-of-age story about being on the edge of seventeen in America.

Coming out on the scene to madonna, Cyndi Lauper, duran Duran and the mid 80's new romantic wave will certainly bring back some memories for many....  and others will love the frank coming out and love story..... others the time capsule in time and place that this film shows us. 

Nat says: This wasn’t that good. 30 somthings may enjoy the trip down memory lane .

Ellen The Beginning

Ellen makes a great comeback in this stand-up comedian movie.
She is funny throughout and talks a little bit about her personal life.

After seven years on TV and the big screen, Ellen Degeneres in back on stage, live, outspoken, outrageous and OUT. The Beginning was recorded live from the Beacon Theater in New York City. From her secret for how to deal with forgetting people?s names to the harsh realities of videotaping your sex life, this is Ellen Degeneres talking funny and just being . . . Ellen. It?s a night her fans ? and anyone who loves comedy - will never forget!

Nat says: I think I’ve watched this one about a hundred times now and I still laugh! Ellen’s interpretive dance about coming out is hysterical. One of the best stand up routines I’ve ever seen! Blah, blah, blah, blah… what ever happened to Gloria Estefan?

Ellen – Here and Now

She's back..... With her endearingly off-kilter observations and off-the-wall wit, Ellen DeGeneres has carved out a special place for herself in the pantheon of stand-up comedy superstars.

In Ellen Degeneres: Here and Now, she returns to the stage – and New York City – for an evening of zingers aimed high and low, and often squarely at herself.

Nat say: Disappointing. However, “The Beginning” did set the bar quite high. Hard core Ellen fans should watch it but everyone else can be reassured that if they miss it, they haven’t missed much.

 

More film reviews to come, stay tuned as we work our way through the alphabet...

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