Why did the whale cross the road?
- To get to the other tide.
Where do gay cowboy whales go to be together?
- Humpback Mountain.
How do lesbian whales get pregnant?
- They go to a sperm whale.
What do whale drag queens wear?
- Fish nets
How many lesbian whales does it take to change a light globe?
- I don't know I've never seen a whale change a light globe.
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